Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Getting to know ME..the unedited version

So I thought we would get all close & personal..
maybe reach 2nd base? no? ok.
So instead of doing a boring get to know me post..I will let you all in on 5 things you wish you didn't know about me.
aka - the embarrassing/gross/can't believe i'm telling you all this shit stuff.

Hopefully you guys will all still like me, I promise i'm really cool in real life, just ask AP.

1. I'm always super gassy, like all.the.time. I don't understand how people don't fart, like what do they do? I literally farted in a meeting with our realtor, and blamed it on Saige. No lie. That one will go down in the books. Also, another time, my dad answered his cell phone due to the vibration against the chair. I blame that on his rapid loss of hearing.

2. I pick my scabs..gross I know. I have scars all over my legs from bugbites that I never let heal properly. And if I have a pimple? Oh god, I will butcher my face. I have created mountains out of molehills from tiny little blemishes.

3. I used to ice-skate when I was younger and I went to the Keystone State Games, a Pennsylvania athletic competition. I placed 6th. Out of 7 skaters, only because a skater was disqualified. Guess I wasn't too good. I was also that girl who was placed in the back during dance recitals. I blame that on my huge pink glasses. No one puts the ugly girls in front.

4. I never wash my face before going to bed. I never wear much makeup to begin with and it mostly all wears off by the night anyway. I also don't brush my teeth before bed. I never understood the point when you are going to brush them when you wake up anyway? I also loathe washing my hands. I'm lucky I haven't contracted some awful hand-foot-mouth disease.

5. I used to stutter A LOT when I was younger, and I still do every now and then. I thankfully went to a speech therapist back in grade school and it has definitely improved. I still have to think about what I'm going to say before I say it, and if I get too excited, I sometimes can't make out the sound.
Speaking of this..last fall, shortly after I had Saige, my husband and I took her for a walk outside. We ran into a neighbor who we hadn't met yet and we chit-chatted about the new baby. As we were about to part ways, I said, "By the way, my name is.......". And then absolute silence, I couldn't sound out the Q of my name. I actually looked to my husband for help. It was AWFUL. I swear she thought we had kidnapped a baby and were using different names.

That's all I got for now, believe me, I could on and on..
but I do want more followers and don't want to scare you all away.
please love me.


Ashley Paige said...

you are absolutely cool and after reading about your ice skating foray (umm, i figure skated too and competed nationally?) AND your ugly pink glasses (mine were HUGE AND RED circa Sally Jesse Rafael?) your coolness factor just sky-rocketed :)

Shelli Ryan said...

Haha - I fart a lot too and rarely wash my face before bed! Love this post!!

Kelly said...

I love this. I fart a lot too. My husband does as well, and when I had my baby boy his farts are outrageous. At night they tag team me, if it's not one it's the other. I, frankly, think it's hilarious.

Stephanie said...

I am with you on every single one. They were so funny... and so painfully true ;)

kjpugs said...

Seriously I just hilarious laughed (silently as possible) at my desk over this one. I try not to comment on blogs at work but I am DYINGGGGGG at that last comment... I would pay money to see their reaction!!!! <3 you Quinnie!

Jessica Hudson said...

Cracking up! Love it.

Julie said...

Number 5 that is me all the way!!

CJ @ Http://healthy-happy-whole.com said...

Haha I love this post!!!! I don't wash my face either and my mom is constantly yelling at me for it! I love reading and I always love the pictures of saige!!

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