Thursday, September 22, 2011

Hopping on the "IF" bandwagon

As I have zilch time to think of a creative blog lately, i'm hopping on the "IF" bandwagon because its fun. and easy. and lets face it, you want to know more about me.

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If I were to get pregnant again...I would hope it wouldn't be an "oh shit i'm pregnant" moment followed by tears and rushing to cvs to buy 34 more tests. I also would LOVE if I had the exact same pregnancy - no throwing up and an easy as pie labor. Crossing my fingers. FYI/TMI - Hopefully I will be getting pregnant again next fall.
If I could have any job in the world...If I absolutely had to work, I would be doing exactly what i'm doing, working as a school counselor. I love my job. I love the hours. I love the kids, well most of the time. Sure I would love to be a SAHM somedays but I also love to have a steady income.
If I had a day to myself...I would sleep. sleep. and sleep some more. Then I would lie on the sofa for hours, order papa johns, and catch up on my DVR. Ahhh that would be the life. I would also probably consume a whole bottle of wine, just saying.
If I could get married all over again...I would have the exact same wedding, it was beautiful and perfect. I just wouldn't be pregnant. So I could get drunk enjoy alcoholic beverages. Even though I did indulge in some dirty shirley temples...shhh don't tell. I also would have liked to have a crazy bachelorette weekend. BUT we did have a relaxing spa day which was wonderful.
If I could live anywhere in the US...I would live in NC or SC. They are such gorgeous states and I love the southern charm and hospitality. I also love me some Bojangles & Biscuitville. and Harris Teeter. That is one awesome grocery store. Now only if they paid their teachers more...
If my girl would have been boy they would have been named...Riley or Finn. There's still hope, perhaps the next one will be a boy? Saige also just got a new 2nd cousin named Riley, so clearly that name is out. My mom loves the name Rhys, but its pronounced Reese? I don't get it.
If I could have any talent in the world....I would be able to sing. I seriously can't carry a tune AT ALL. It is god awful...poor Saige will have to listen to her off-key mother for her whole life.
If you met me in real would probably be shocked that my hair is naturally this blonde. And yes I do tan, i'm not albino. I get the "do you tan" question ALL the time.
If I could go back to school and get a different degree...UGH, seriously, at one point in my life I wanted to be a court reporter. Why? Because I seriously type like a madwoman. Not to brag, but my typing skills are phenomenal. And you can freelance and work as you please, even from home. I seriously thought about this, I even researched court reporter schools.
If money was no object...I would be one happy mama & wife.
If I could meet one celebrity, it would of now? I would say Faith Hill & Tim McGraw. Sure it's two people but they basically come as a package. Speaking of package, Tim McGraw in tight jeans? Ow Ow. They just seem like such easy-going people who aren't caught in all the hub-bub.
If I could shop at only one store the rest of my can I choose only 1 store?! Totally TJ Maxx, but only the one in St. Davids. Why? Because they have a whole designer section that is the shit. And they have everything you could possibly need. Providing I have food, shelter, know, all those necessities.
If we were to get another pet it would be...a dog! Hopefully a dog will be joining the L family next summer. Now that we have a house with a fenced in yard, we are puppy ready and able. Goldendoodle please!
If I could go on a trip right would be somewhere warm w/ turquoise water. A cruise would do as well. Any takers?
If I had to choose between a house cleaner and a personal would one ever choose between these two?! I need them both...just as bad. I don't like cooking or cleaning..clearly i'm not much of a domestic goddess. But..I would go with personal chef, I mean how do you think all the stars say so slim?
If I had the option of plastic surgery...TOTALLY, hands down, a boob job. Not bigger...smaller, more around a small B. Just some perky tits!

I'm sure that was thrilling for all of's all I got right now. There will be more interesting material next week..after I unpack a gazillion boxes while trying to fend off my practically walking baby.



Ashley Paige said...

THAT IS MY FAVORITE TJMAXX IN THE WHOLE, WHOLE WORLD!!!! omgosh, i talk about it almost every day and wonder WHYYYYYYY we don't have one of those in Maryland. Umm, JIMMY CHOOS in TJ's?? LOVE THAT PLACE... so jealous. can i come live with you in your new house?

Momma StJ said...

I loved going to that TJmaxx while I was at Eastern! such a small world...
Boob job all the way...I told my husband I'll give him more children as long as I get my boobs done after!

Kodie said...

I miss TJ Maxx :( And Marshalls. Some days I wonder why I moved to such a small town with a mall that has no more than 15 stores (of those I shop at 2).

I hear you on the typing. I used to work in a factory and when I told people I could type 90-100 wpm with little to no accuracy, they were all baffled as to why I had the job I did. I now work in an office and even people hear tell me I type crazy fast.

Love me some Tim McGraw :) His wife I could do without. I know people who work in the radio and music industry and have told me that she's not as pleasant as she comes off as (which I've always thought anyways).

Happiness Is... said...

Hilarious. I laughed like 4 times. The TJ Maxx-es in NOLA suck. And I so need a boob job.

LG said...

I have a boy named Fenn! I do love that name choice still to this day. I too love TJMAXX. We have one with "Runway" or the designer section here in Nashville and its awesome

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